Splitmek

I need to spend more time with my sisters.

Their names are Leah and Tori. Leah comes first because she’s older and that’s how that whole name thingy works. Anyway. Yeah. They are amazing and I love them very much but I never get to see them because I’m in college and stuff and I do things a college oldie person does. But yes. I love them and we should hang out like soon. Like this very second. Like yes.

(LOVE LEAH!)

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Anyway,

Hello Stephan,

I miss you and I think more people should follow you because I love you and you’re adorable. :)

<3,

Leah/Pizza. YAY! <3 =3

i’m stephan and i’m adorable

so says Tori

because i told Leah to tell Tori that my computer was broken and to give her a hug from me ‘cause her mother is a bitch

:)

<3

I have six followers.

But why…>.>?

HEY LOOK I’M TORI!

JK I’M STEPHAN

JKJK I’M STILL TORI :P

i am soooooooo bored

causewaytoneverwhere:

splitmek:

causewaytoneverwhere:

serialvelocity:

causewaytoneverwhere:

also, i’m going to hijack stephan’s tumblr for a little while

:DD

have fun. care to share the url?

splitmek.tumblr.com >:D

I don’t see any Twin Towers…>_>

sarcasm, but i can make it happen, stephy :PP

Well, I’ll be waiting.

causewaytoneverwhere:

serialvelocity:

causewaytoneverwhere:

also, i’m going to hijack stephan’s tumblr for a little while

:DD

have fun. care to share the url?

splitmek.tumblr.com >:D

I don’t see any Twin Towers…>_>

causewaytoneverwhere:

also, i’m going to hijack stephan’s tumblr for a little while

:DD

O LOOK I’M STEPHY!!

o_o;

i am so very bored

— Tori

Stephy’s gonna be my new mommy :3

wordsnarwhalshearts:

Stephan: the co2 leak in my gun make it look like smoke was coming out of the barrel…>.>
Tori: ooh
and my mother said absolutely not to Legion… :( sorry
Stephan:u.u
its cause it makes a mockery of christianity, isnt it?
Tori: no, i just told her it was rated r. she was all “NOOO WAY YOU ARE SEEING AN R RATED MOVIE IDC WAHT YOU THINK”
Stephan: >_>
wasnt the passion rated r or something?
she needs a punch in the head
i just say that because i think she would like the passion, being a nearly stereotypical tyrannical christian mom
Tori: yes she does
Stephan: i win…
Tori: yes you do
-pets- will you be my mommy, then? since mine sucks and all :P:P
Stephan: i duno if im cut out to be a mom >_>
Tori: why ever not?!
Stephan: <.<
well first of all
im a male
Tori: :P:P
so?!
Stephan: i guess so
Tori: what?
Stephan: <.<
is co2 poisonous?
Tori: I’D LIKE TO SEE PROOF THAT YOU’D BE A WORSE MOMMY THAN MY MOTHER IS

>_>